I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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