So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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