I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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