glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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