kristin has been a bad kristin
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
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