I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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