Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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