i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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