No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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