Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
my poor anus
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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