i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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