One girl and one boy is just not enough.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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