On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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