For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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