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I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
it was like having sex with a tree stump
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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