so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
