Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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