I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
