I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
