its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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