In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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