dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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