I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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