Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You are a booty call, not a friend.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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