thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Randomize
