too bad you live with your parents still
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
that's an acceptable place to lick
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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