Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I could fuck to npr.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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