piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
