In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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