We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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