I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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