He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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