I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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