Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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