Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm at about main and main street
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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