I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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