There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I had to cum in my sink.
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