Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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