just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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