Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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