this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She told me I should be a condom model.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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