i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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