Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I love having hate sex.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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