i think my tv is drunk
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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