If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
now i know why i became what i already was.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
