About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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