I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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