Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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