I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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