let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I see more hoeing in ur future
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