True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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