Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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