Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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