glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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