I forgot how hot balto sounded
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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