how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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