Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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